Caption Contest

Caption this picture! Rated PG-13 captions please.

The winner (will be put to a vote after deadline) will win



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CAPTION DEADLINE: Thursday, September 18th

POLL DEADLINE: Thursday, September 25th

CAPTION#2:

The proper response to this photo is:
A – “The yellow thing seems very happy to be there.”
B – “I have an at-home liposuction kit, too. It doesn’t work nearly as well as advertised.”
C – “They stole my dragon suit . . . punks. . .”
D – “Why does Tom have pictures that involve exposed Asian mid-riffs, sci-fi equipment, a dude in a fuzzy outfit, and a man with no pants? Wait – don’t answer that . . . *grimace*”
I think we all know what the correct answer is.

CAPTION #3:

girl: "I can't believe this guy wants all of my stomach fat. I mean, what can he possibly do with all that stomach fat?"

man: "After i acquire all of this woman's stomach fat, I will, wait a second. What even can i do with all this stomach fat?" "Oh well, i will just hope to think of something to do with all of it while i press my hands together and look evil. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

chicken man: "WOW, thats alot of stomach fat, wait, why am i in a chicken suit? Oh well, man thats alot of stomach fat?"

CAPTION #4:

What in the ....

Mad Scientist in underwear: Now using this growth machine which is powered by belly fat, I will make my yellow alien assistant grow to the size of a skyscraper. Then I can use him to take control of the world HA HA HA HA!
Yellow Alien: Um boss.... the main problem with your plan is the fact that I am a pacifist and don't fight .
Mad Scientist in underwear: Oh yeah.... I forgot about that
Yellow Alien: Also that girl does not have enough belly fat.
Mad Scientist in underwear: You've got a point there, now I have to go back to the drawing board.
Girl: Hey you said you were going to pay me for my belly fat!
Mad Scientist in underwear: I was but you are not fat enough
Girl: Fine I'll go home and eat a lot then tomorrow you can pay me.
Mad Scientist in underwear: Yes! my plan will work after all!
Yellow Alien: I still am a pacifist.
Mad Scientist in underwear:Blast!

CAPTION #5:

Japan, it just dont get any weirder then this my friend.

or

Girl: so this will make me look cute right?

guy with no pants: oh yes of course it will [(whispers to self) and give me enough fat to make the worlds greatest fat sculpture]

Girl: so umm..... why is your assistant wearing that yellow feathered suit?

chicken man: for the last time an evil monkey stole all of my clothes and only left me with this so it was either come here in my banana hammock which i sleep in or this. which one would you have prefered?

Girl: honestly thats a hard one to choose for me

XD

also why did u rip off Fears Caption Tom?
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To my shipmate: ShotgunFreindly:

I am a Pirate, after all. We plunder, we steal, we take what we want when the taking is good.

Also, remember questioning the captain can be dangerous to your health.

in honest opinion i think you could have done better also in case you did not know many pirate ships were democracies with the entire ship voting on what do to and what not to do. they could also veto a captain out of his position and assign a new one of course if the captain did not imply then he could fight for his position but that usually did not end well for both sides

My favorite captains, in order:

1. Crunch
2. Hljl Krnsk

A very distant 3rd - everyone else.
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I am so torn....I am an ODST and a CHP member....and to see ODST get plundered is kinda like stealing from one's self....on the other hand FearTheSwoop is a fellow pirate so maybe he just shared his portion of the booty!



Perhaps I should jump ship if all Cap'n Crunch's shipmates dress like this:



Sorry Cap'n Hljl!

CAPTION #6:

"The Emmaculate Contraption"--by sktz0
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I showed this to a buddy, and he had a submission:

"Is that cute, Asian girl Single"

And, even though I am not eligable, I have a submission:

Said by kneeling man in Superman Underoos:

"I am Secret Asian Man!"

twokidsinmn wrote:

My favorite captains, in order:

1. Crunch
2. Hljl Krnsk

A very distant 3rd - everyone else.
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Thank you TwoKids. Unlike Cap'n Crunch, I don't get soggy in milk.

Renn75 wrote:

I am so torn....I am an ODST and a CHP member....and to see ODST get plundered is kinda like stealing from one's self....on the other hand FearTheSwoop is a fellow pirate so maybe he just shared his portion of the booty!



Perhaps I should jump ship if all Cap'n Crunch's shipmates dress like this:



Sorry Cap'n Hljl!

Hey, I plundered that photo from another website, so it's all good! And I honestly have no caption for this. I've tried and tried, but it's just too weird for even my warped brain to comprehend!

Alright.... who invaded ODST Recon?

=P

Hmm..... I haven't been able to think of a caption... this pic is just too weird.

CAPTION #7:

Asian guy: Am I doin' it rite?

Please vote for your favorite caption at the top of this thread.

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